Reserve a week in one of thirteen countries, and see why there are only thirteen
Every country this office can actually stand behind, with how many weeks sit in each. Reserve a week in one of thirteen countries and you are choosing from a map that stops at thirteen on purpose, because the office would rather cover a little ground properly than a lot of it from a search engine.
Italy
- Two towns on the Apulian heel you could arrange all of this yourself
- One Umbrian town, ten nights you could arrange all of this yourself
- A stone hut in the high Apennines it does not exist without an introduction
- The week of a Tuscan horse race it does not exist without an introduction
- Lent in the Umbrian hills you could arrange all of this yourself
- Pass to pass in the Dolomites the hard half needs a telephone call
- The Po plain at walking pace you could arrange most of it yourself
France
- Across the Pyrenees, hut to hut it does not exist without an introduction
- A market town in lower Normandy you could arrange most of it yourself
- Candlemas in inland Provence you could arrange most of it yourself
- Flat ground along the middle Loire you could arrange all of this yourself
Germany
- The Moselle bend, three beds you could arrange most of it yourself
- A festival week in upper Franconia it does not exist without an introduction
- The week after a Rhineland carnival you could arrange all of this yourself
- Boat and bench in the Mecklenburg lakes you could arrange most of it yourself
Spain
- The Cantabrian coast in three stops you could arrange most of it yourself
- A working port in Galicia you could arrange most of it yourself
- A farm on the Aragon steppe the hard half needs a telephone call
- Three days across the Picos the hard half needs a telephone call
Portugal
- Down the Douro by slow train you could arrange all of this yourself
- Harvest weeks above the Douro the hard half needs a telephone call
- Twelfth night on the Alentejo plain you could arrange most of it yourself
Austria
- A lake town in Carinthia you could arrange all of this yourself
- The Alps in the fortnight everybody goes the hard half needs a telephone call
Ireland
- A cottage above the Burren you could arrange most of it yourself
- Long days on the Kerry ridges you could arrange most of it yourself
Estonia
- A string of Baltic towns you could arrange most of it yourself
Finland
- A cabin north of the line the hard half needs a telephone call
Netherlands
- Level tracks on the Veluwe you could arrange all of this yourself
North Macedonia
- Six stations across the Balkans the hard half needs a telephone call
Norway
- A week of long days in Jotunheimen it does not exist without an introduction
Scotland
- Island to island in the Hebrides the hard half needs a telephone call
Why the map stops where it stops
Thirteen countries, thirty-two weeks. That is the whole of it, and it is a small map by the standards of anything else you will open today.
A country goes on this list when somebody here can put a name to the person who answers at the far end, and can ring that person in a month when they are likely to pick up. That is slow to arrange and slower to keep, and it is the reason the list is short rather than a matter of taste.
Seven of the thirty-two weeks are in Italy and one is in North Macedonia, which tells you something honest about where this office has done most of its work. It is not a ranking. It means the Italian end of the map has been walked more often, and the Macedonian end rests on one arrangement with one household.
What is not on the map, and will not be
There is nothing outside Europe. There is nothing that needs a flight this office cannot arrange, which is all of them, since the office arranges none. And there is nothing in the countries where somebody would have to be found from scratch, because a week put together out of the same public pages you can read yourself is not worth a commission to anybody.
Ask about a country that is not here and you will get a short answer saying so, usually the same working day. That is a cheaper outcome for you than a slow one.
How to read the list below
Each country carries the number of weeks in it and the lowest starting figure among them, per person. The order is by how many weeks sit in each, and then alphabetical: it is not a recommendation and nothing is promoted.
One country with one week is not a lesser country. It is a country where this office has one arrangement it trusts, and it says so rather than padding the row.
Questions that come back every week
Do you plan to add more countries?
Only when an arrangement is real. A country appears on this list after somebody here has slept in the beds and can ring the people who keep them, not when a supplier sends an email offering rates. That happens once or twice a year, and it is why the map moves slowly.
Italy has seven weeks and Norway has one. Does that mean Norway is worse?
No. It means Italy is where most of the work has been done. The single Norwegian week sits on the last step of the honest number, which is to say it does not exist without an introduction, and that is a different kind of value from having seven of something.
Can I combine two countries in one trip?
Sometimes, and it is worth asking in the free text box rather than assuming. Two neighbouring weeks with a train between them is ordinary work. Two weeks at opposite ends of the map usually means two arrivals and two departures you have to arrange yourself, and the arithmetic rarely repays it.